Road To Bali 1952 | Adventure | Comedy | Fantasy | Musical

[Music] [Applause] oh in a road to delhi [Music] [Applause] the commonwealth of australia land of many frontiers lone stepping stone across the vast pacific to the mysterious brooding islands of the malayan archipelago last outpost of the art and culture of the western world our story takes us to melbourne melbourne birthplace of nelly melba the famous coloratura soprano australia's gift to american opera appearing here as a token of appreciation for melbourne's glorious gift our two distinguished concert artists steeped in the tradition of america's classical music you ready for this who's that coming down the thoroughfare the trombone cave he gets his shirt straight from paris cigarettes from the night he talks like an eyebrow but he plays chicago style he gets his shoes made london and the real crocodile but he plays trombone chicago style and he sometimes plays and the girls love his smile he plays trombone chicago style a trombone made in munich baby chicago styles nylon mute huh run out and have that filled [Music] take it twinkle toes got it helium hips this boy is diseased all right verna is this the one daughter shh you cover up my partner's taps they both propose to me well verna we're both crazy about you we've been fighting over you all week are you ready yeah i won harold's gonna marry her well you see what i got lined up for you boy what is it a dame what else would i line up for you what's wrong with her oh she's a dog yeah cut it down to two encores let's [Music] move there he goes one of my best pupils had a tough time getting the let out of his feet but there he is i'll never forget we were down and before [Music] don't bend the wardrobe is this the boat that popped the question both of them did eunice harold darling this is the happiest day of my life yeah then why spoil it with a wedding but darling i want to marry you good job fine i'll be best man see ya boy have i got something cooked up for you yeah put in the deep freeze did the similar situation occur in allentown in 47 thanks for the memory let's get out of here fast hey this will drive him crazy when it doesn't come back you come back here [Music] boy may not have his teeth in today gentlemen i've told you there are no two actors traveling together on this train there's one of them pilot the belly gunner bailing out [Applause] wouldn't listen to me would you let's stow away on a boat to frisco i said no no you said let's hop a rattler you take the upper you said i'll take the lower you had a sub blower besides look at the money i saved you on tips boy get plenty of fresh air you said ah not me i said hide underneath you said they'll never find you i said you're gonna ride inside keep an eye out i said you know what kills me what's the matter you never listen to me that's what kills me and where are we now we're lost yeah that's where we are yeah yeah come on we got some traveling to do on your feet elbow nose come on here drop that beak today i met you there were vultures in the sky i should have taken that for an omen those were blue birds now stop worrying i'll get you out of this oh don't look don't get me out of things stop getting me into things will you look harold french poodle no those are sheep we're saved i don't trust you or the sheep don't you see harold whoever there's sheep there's a farm wherever there's a farm there's a farmer and wherever there's a farmer there's a farmer's daughter now you're getting me into trouble again come on let's walk don't run you know for a couple of guys on the land we're in pretty good company where we're poor little lambs who have lost [Applause] [Music] [Applause] that was helpful wasn't it fred waring must have played through here [Applause] boy am i tired of that whiffenpoof song one more whiff and uh poo we may be dirty but we're healthy every time they dip the sheep they dip dust say why don't we stick with them we may get sheared too i'm beginning to like it what have we here those are for argyle socks [Music] ah here we are mighty attractive openings there for fella if he likes work huh who's next to closing that's this for me you can't cook well i can learn while you wash the dishes buddy oh no no i'll cook and you'll wash the dishes you can stack them behind your ears to dry oh see here that's your roommates right here come in scratch scratch there goes the daily devil what a pity just when i was going to let you have your way too say i haven't looked for work since i was night watchman at vassar that's before we were in the coffee truck business these electric razors there's nothing like them huh aristocrats take a mowing machine to get this hedge knocked off the lamb we're hiding uh how long can you hold your breath junior my breath well i you oh prince can a rock back again eh you must help me i need sea divers again not a flaming chance and you know it four divers shipped out to your island already and never came back fine men too but they met with accidents accidents my eye we all know about bogoten ogatan is a legend then why don't you get your own people to dive if bogata is only a blooming legend people of that do are superstitious and still believe in witchcraft there ain't no witchcraft and their men in look here prince you couldn't get any diver in australia to take on your job not for all the beer in darwin well buster looks like the briny deep for us huh up along upstairs now will you complete the necessary arrangements go along oh well why me why don't you go up no elevator remember you're a much younger man than i am who isn't i'll get on now excuse me sir yes but are you a deep sea diver well i'm just a graduate of ucuw that's a university of california underwater oh an american then perhaps you would be interested in a job that would bring you rich rewards well of course candidly rich rewards do remove a good deal of the dullness from uh mere work i guess yes that's true what's the pitch sunken treasure treasure well i'll have it up for you in a jiffy i must tell you one thing though i i don't do the actual diving myself i have another boy for that i remain on deck and i operate the pump oh but excellent your hand yes sir i'll have that treasure up and two shakes of a lamb's tail and believe me i know how to shake a lamb's tail oh there's one little thing i must explain you see i'm not actually the diver i'm the pup man i have a friend who does the diving is your friend experienced oh he's been underwater half his life he used to be a lifeguard in a car wash where is this island of yours prince a few days journey across the sea on the road to bali you will love that too it is an island paradise girls huh could it be a paradise without girls welcome to the club oh i must cable mother to send my other lips boy did i make a terrific deal i knew you'd do it you little genius you did it good congratulations it's a deal boy let's say well yes you go ah well these threads are a little beat if we're showing off for paradise we better slip into our linens huh gong will take care of your needs we will sail at sundown sundown it's perfect i freckle you know girls paradise money what a jackpot and you did it all with your own little head [Music] i'll say muscles take our luggage will you there you are don't get these mixed up now finds blue for boys say sam is that the way all the natives dress in your island really george you supposed not a chance stick around folks he could be wrong you know cast off who [Music] oh romance comes with the moon flowers tonight the moon flowers [Music] that winds by the wishing tree it ends beneath my window and there i'll be and there i'll wait for the love i long for tonight the moon may bloom for me [Music] i'll watch the pie that winds by the wishing tree it ends beneath my window and there i'll be and there i'll wait for [Music] the love i love for tonight the moon flowers [Music] isn't it beautiful it's a tartan of my father's clan highness your cousin prince kennerock he is here i will see him alone you girls may leave hey things are picking up case the local architecture yeah built like brick pagodas welcome to that too they look like americans look what kind of rocks they are not fast oh we gotta ration ourselves down here yeah let's get the box lunches and head for the high country mega drive i don't know which way to turn everything looks so good don't get tied down this may just be the older stuff oh no what's that it's arrow flynn he can't stand it okay so make yourself available huh yes we'll meet you at the driver from our local brand i'll send you my suit size and everything's nice to know we still got that old magnetism hey that sierra must have recharged our batteries like i've had a complete overhaul if we can get our speedometers turned back now we're in business wouldn't that be lovely don't look now but taboo and his brother is still with us well don't worry about them let them get their own girls i wonder if they massage too bad my prayers went unanswered prayers for me yes that you be washed overboard despite your prayers i managed to obtain some excellent diving equipment and two american divers i think our plan our plan i want no part of it your two americans will die like all the others it's just cold-blooded murder hey how about those chicks daddy's steady now remember australia all that trouble yes we're not going to get involved with girls again no remember never no sir okay well well well your turn tilt your highness may i present our guests highness gentlemen you are in the presence of my cousin princess lala of the two oh well the name's gridley princess harold gridley sportsman rack and tour polo player and all-around good egg well don't lay it here huh welcome to that two gentlemen george cochran that's your service your highness oh z car to nutella go go run play with the peasants i'll take care of the royalty do you mind me what else can we find out we've never had any money that's for washington now let's be fair let's be fair leroy if you can't pay they give you time now follow me gentlemen where else coming they have become friendly it is a bear domain hormones are for old women the sharks will soon be picking their bones this kid carries her own antenna man this is quite a quonset amazing what you can do with a gi loan there must have gambling here jack time who's there she was my mother queen tama of that too beautiful and he was my father didn't anybody in the family wear the pants colorful oh jack wasn't he certainly must have got around son father sailed a merchant ship that called here he liked the island met mother and remained like to remain here myself you're reading my mind you you're the one who always wants to go home i'm home this is it something wrong princess you must be very tired after your voyage you must rest before before what before tonight i am having a feast in your honor oh run out to the car and get my finger ball huh you need your chopsticks just my fork and a pusher hurry back boy i may join you i think i'll come along hey wow not bad without a reservation huh rest well i will see you tonight yeah leave a call we'll call you later here here don't overmatch yourself oh man we may get a little rain later how about that hey what a spot this is isn't this lush central park with twin beds would you like me to shoot you a squirrel before your knapsack you wouldn't do that daniel boom i might knock off a rodent oh this will do for me george this will do it good night here get your shoes off you're in a palace oh i've always wanted to play the palace draw the blinds out for siesta time for the soul very well sir check back with me man i could spend the rest of my life with a joint like this why you say that every time you get in a bed oh i'm in a haze that lala intoxicates me that could be she's half scotch and with me for a chaser i just don't end in another hangover freedom i better get some black polish this may be formal tonight [Music] who do you think [Music] fine [Music] meet [Music] [Music] do [Music] oh say haggis what is it mcburgers have you heard the latest about mctavish what's he don't know he's living on the roof why would he be living on the roof he heard someone say the drinks around the house the drinks around the house you know but we it's a little late so good night folks [Music] oh thanks you're a pal not mine but a pal here harold sit here are you kidding he takes the large economy size thanks a heap next week it's my turn to wear the girdle why don't you entertain us a little hon do you disappearing activated oh i know that one you mean the hindu rope trick [Music] i'm sure you've heard of this as a matter of fact it's impossible this must be the one where they throw the rope up in the air climb up and disappear it's nothing it's sort of a mass hypnosis where did you learn words like that this kid was drummed out of kindergarten for cheating and finger painting i was framed now watch what else is new i think this calls for me here i'll be in the balcony i've heard about vanishing cream but vanishing blubber fight them off princess here comes jack of the beast down boy down boy [Music] how's the beast in the penthouse ah space cadet returns did you get my car jock had a wonderful time i'm glad you were here oh very funny it's easy for you to get up there come on it's mass hypnosis mass hypnosis you're full of helium say how about a little black magic for me princess here's an exciting bit of hocus pocus where cobra comes out of there it's yours i'll split it with you oh you pay your dues [Music] i wouldn't believe it if i saw it i saw it i don't believe it i'm starting to believe it [Music] so hey what a fool i was what a fool in scout camp they had basket weaving and i took up wood burning you wouldn't listen to me give me the pipe say find me dear i'm going in business for myself i'll check with you in a fortnight junior's always eager to improve himself always trying to pick up something new say princess what about you and i seeking out some leafy dell where we can discuss you in terms of me [Music] george i must talk to you and harold oh forget about harold he's a he's a hustler a philanderer i want to tell you something he ran out on a very lovely girl down in australia and on their wedding day too i think he's attractive can't hear you not reaching me at all i think you're attractive too contact actually as a matter of fact there's nothing special about me i'm just an average all-around all-american boy with an excessive charm harold told me that too about me about him so conceded that man look delightful place you have here princess be lovely just to lay around here and grow old george you and harold will never grow old unless you escape at once escape my cousin can iraq is a scheming murderer i think he's a pretty nice guy he's a little formal a little cold perhaps you do not know him he has sent many men to their death in the sea a little physical too huh can a rock will let nothing stand in the way of his ambition years ago my father set out for bailly to sell a chest of valuable jewels the boat sank on a reef outside of our lagoon neither my father nor the jewels have ever been recovered that's the treasure they want us to haul up out of the briny huh many have tried but none have succeeded no wonder they offered us 50 000 gilders to get it you must escape tonight oh no princess you're looking at a big gilder man you must go i tell you down on the wreck of the boat lives bogatan bogatan a giant squid let him live a little the squid is a terror he's an enormous monster with with bone-crushing tentacles uh a man-eater it means certain death to the diver certain death to the diver huh well harold laughs at death we must warn him tell him about bogata i don't know i may have some trouble talking him out of this he loves to challenge this boy death is his bread danger his butter you've got to convince him i'm gonna butter him up pretty good where can he be and what can he be doing what a business i finally learned that trick who ran second well i was you hey i've been playing this flute all night have to clear it with petrillo georgette stash that in the ice box will you please thank you don't you ever disappear like that on me again i was worried into a positive tizzy about you you were yes i was about me certainly well bless your big fat motherly heart what's to worry well in spite of everything i can say and i put in plenty of knocks that palpitating princess is all a twitter over you me really yes wow this girl is not only charming she's intelligent you better be careful boy she'll marry you and make you a prince you'll spend the rest of your miserable life just lawling around munching mangoes and falling apart and having girls wait on you and stuff like that i can't let this happen to you you're all i've got i'll buy your dog destiny calls the young prince surely you can't want this well it's a living oh well okay pal i won't stand in your way i guess after all i booted it i goofed when i told her what a hero you are oh hoot man what a night who do you think you are boy what a relief you just think tomorrow at dawn you'll be coming up out of the water with the treasure have a big sumptuous wedding yeah dancing girls coconut frappes music oh boy hey how am i going to come up with the treasure because you're going down for it oh i see i can wait a minute not me no i even get the bends when i'm ducking for apples you're the diver i'm the diver yeah you're the diver oh harold you don't know what this means to me this is the nicest thing you've ever done letting me be lala's number one boy well this this changes everything i thought i was lala's boy you were but you resigned it's all mine now i go down a pauper i come up a prince oh no you don't that's the way it's gonna be i'm gonna be dunked no no no no i can't let you do it it's too dangerous i laugh at danger okay you insist you get the jewels you get the princess night ah i get the jewels i get the princess and i couldn't happen to a nicer girl [Music] uh [Music] bye so so [Music] oh look don't fool with the fun flute unless you check with the master gentlemen it is time oh my princess is impatient vladimir lay out my top hat white tie and swim fins very good megatron dude carol are you sure you know what you're doing do i know what i'm doing you lucky girl then george told you exhale a little willie i want to slip this over your head so you haven't got anything in straw with a wider brim a long oval have you no no you wouldn't have that here we'll just try it on for size any size it'll do this kid's head's a little pointy you know he takes anything from a three to a nine and seven eight sucking your nose there there we are oh there you are pretty snug i ask you in but it's a little crowded thank you guys joke well it's easy when you're breaking oh he's plenty brave this fella yeah i take brave pills for you tell her about the time at catalina when i got that big barge off the bottom boy was she having oh but a lovely girl yeah she was a bit on that you may want to do your nails down there oh thanks he usually sticks it in my back you know take two we're having a one cent sale don't forget my roy rogers water pistol you want to take a plumber's helper down with you no i work alone you know carol before you go down i want you to think again no no no time to start thinking he's going to start sinking hey i'll bottle a kiss for your hero just for luck huh sorry madam next window please remind him of vogue 10.

oh yes bogatan logan10 hey huh where is he running wait wait just want to lean in here will you oh you should have thought of that before oh but fellas no we can't go through that again now if your wool underwear starts to itch it'll just have to it will get me another pair of hands friends i thought you worked alone i know but this is different i should have put some water in the radiator we could have made a cup of tea that is enough over the side garment oh thanks pal i'll bring you back some salt water tap cut to fit the kisser huh tie it tight sugar say right if you find work won't you okay i'm going boy geronimo we're gone [Music] hey i've got it yeah what the treasure brown wooden box brass bands big lock yes that's a georgia come on come on boy grab the loot and scoop drop me a hook boy book a gone lower the line and stand by [Music] what is it what's the matter buster bogatan it can only be vulgar 10.

hey never mind that treasure come on pull my palate hold on we have a good time now back to the pump come on we'll blow him to the surface get him up close now so i can gaff him easy now oh hey buster are you okay hey buster exhale a little exhale just one buster hey buster buster he's not in there it is time to feed the sharks put down that gun your days of telling me what to do are over without you i have the island the jewels everything for this moment i have waited all my life you try to put the finger on us boy and you're gonna have a lot of trouble with your breathing [Laughter] who's there i'm just closing the gate he's flap-happy this boy now he worries about it oh we're proud of you bubbles proud of you put on your we thought you were gone yeah many brave hearts are asleep in the deep good thing he's a coward huh oh he's wonderful oh it was really nothing i had him groggy with a headlock but he hit me with an ink bottle i thought that was chlorophyll hey look [Applause] we cannot go back to that too he will have our throats cut oh dear that'll hurt my high notes that might help you could sing duets we must go on the valley valley here we can sell the jewels we must sail at once i'll pack hey wait a minute i want to ask you something i've been wondering uh how did you get out of that suit out of the diamond suit yeah well it was easy you see i was down at the bottom and just think this stuff is real and it's worth millions george millions looks like ali khan's garbage can yeah the top layer i think i'll have cufflinks made of these tell me you think this is too much no i think that'll work you know if you wear it right with a baby spot on it oh they're all lalas oh yeah lala's all mine what a parley huh you know when i become prince the first thing i'm going to do is pass a community property law oh yes dude that cuts me in right away what lion what form oh fantastic i may put this under canvas let me see this hi hey [Music] shame to you you're a grown man well she's a grown girl yeah i wonder where you grow this stuff huh if you find out give me a call we'll be top side i got to take my turn at the wheel slow down back back like that like thank you you're pretty alert more than you know i got these college you know really one two three four five poop check man check check come i'll bet get in there i once met her these are not vitamin pillages oh man how did my school teacher get in there oh take this on a weekend she's gonna sing folks now is the time to go out and get the popcorn before you can say i like you you've got to know people of wild watch their little tricks and listen to their talk see the way they walk and how they smile that's a rule that's tried and true i'll rule that you're the one exception to see you is to love you and i see you everywhere in the sunrise in the moonlight any place i look and i see you all the time on a sidewalk in a doorway on the lonely stairs i climbed someday let me show you how happy endings start you'll find how well i know you because to know you at all is to know you by heart to see you is to love you and you're never out of sight and i love you and i'll see you [Music] only two more of these silvery nights in blue bean valley i kind of hate to think of leaving you larla you mustn't think of it because you mustn't do it oh i've been away a long long time i i got to get back catch some ball games see how the pirates are doing you still have pirates in america yeah but they're nothing to be afraid of probably hiding in the cellar someplace but it's a fantastic place to usa logist take any town take a town for instance like the garden spot of north america the lush picturesque riviera of the middle west toledo ohio toledo ohio toledo ohio oh it sounds beautiful such a musical name of music town is a jukebox in every bowling alley lala would you go to america with me george i mean marry me and go to america of course oh it would be wonderful but what about harold well we could adopt him adopted of course we'd have to send him away to school oh it's a little late for that isn't it oh baby he's got to go sometime that far accident why you collapsible como you you and your pirates what do you want to do brag about the cleveland india at least they're in the major i throw underhanded that's gratitude boy i try to plan your education you turn on me like a mad dog i wish i were a mad dog i'd give you this temper listen don't plan my education i'm illiterate enough now listen lala if you're going anywhere you're going with me oh no she's not i don't know what to do junior don't you think you should go betty bye biddy bye and leave you here with this balinese pound cake wally you got to make up your mind and right now oh that's no way to talk to your mother listen mom it's la la la la you promised to marry me if i got the treasure didn't you what she didn't promise you i did you know what a liar i am oh so that's it you're up here pitching with this doll well i'm down there ad-libbing with that deep-sea claw machine harold harold i do love you oh i thought so but i love george too well if you like the other generation they're restful uh i'm so confused i i love you for what you are a liar i love harold for what he was sometime somewhere this kid's gone oh dear me she's in sections we better get to the bottom of this yeah let's get to the bottom of this what was i where when probably some agonizing episode from her childhood we'll have to probe the subconscious with a little psychiatry here lala just lie down here right now here dear oh happily now all right there you comfy yes doctor there's a lot of quack in this boy now lala we want to delve into your past we want to go way back into your childhood sort of a flashback well when i got to be six or seven i remember i was terribly lonely i had no one to play with until one day my father brought me a little companion come sandy please play with me please sandy [Music] sandy oh not me you got the wrong monkey well i'll leave it up to you lala you want me for what i am or you want this jump for the chimp he used to be kicking around a while i'm going downstairs and peel buster a banana and play with your mice while you're there say now that the imposter is gone why don't we get into carol the wheel you'd better take it these are dangerous waters coral reefs racing currents but baby i got racing currents of my own check you and george certainly are romantic george romantic i use them for a warm-up boy i send them ahead on all these situations say but speaking of large hips tell me how did you like you singing oh it was beautiful princess i got news for you can't sing a note oh i don't know no no no no i do all the singing you see he just he just mows a little that's part of my warm-up and i've got to sing slow because if he mouths too fast this plate starts to slip no way you see i'm a ventriloquist that's part of our act i'll show you how are you down there i'm how are you you see that's the way [Music] hornblower captain horatio come on captain hornblower come on get it what do we got here oh he always did gulp his food you know i guess we may get his appendix here in a minute uh-huh one of the baubles i think we better have this lad fluoroscoped huh huh all right what happened is the picture over no you're all right now you're all right just relax there must be a village on this island somewhere i think so we can buy another boat and go on the valley hey huh that's a real crazy ant hill i hope they got a motel with hot and cold running lava huh yeah look a bottle hey hey look hey there's a message in it what does it say yeah let's see says return this bottle to sam's supermarket for three cents deposit isn't it a pity every movie's got to have a message how about that uh let's get out of this bunker huh wait work inland here [Music] hold it hold it just a minute i have been smacked in the face this much since my first rumble seat let's change places as you would push on princess [Music] something wrong here look let me go ahead i'll break the trail before it breaks me lead on livingston [Music] say isn't he breaking trail a little high an animal sneer now we know there are people on this island hey there's people up here too i wonder what the locals are like oh i hope they're not cannibals or headhunters oh yeah i hope they're orange pickers i want to get off this tree oh stop squawking you fall off when you're right i feel like a wind sock hey where you going jiggers buster quiet somebody's coming hi go ahead thank you okay [Music] who was that that's my brother bob i promised him a shot in the picture he's handsome yes it's it's a family characteristic get me down my brain's rushing to my head harold oh yeah the dangler let's get the sap out of the tree the sloppiest hanging i ever attended you're saved a pardon just came from the governor these are now steady oh say i wish i had a snapshot of this for the tuna club huh up to daisy let's get him be careful now okay take it easy now oh i'll never say bottoms up again you got me down just in time i was getting tanned in the wrong places put your weight on this tree now hold it and i'll cut the phone are you all right oh fine blood's coming back to my toes enough i can only get my toes back to my feet it's good for your sinuses up there oh this boy loves to travel come on we bring him a band-aid way nurse and bring my toy boats over here look buster come on out of there not me i'm staying out here where it's safe hurry now come on get out of there looking back at you look oh come on come on hey i feel a breeze breathe well i'll be done color television where wide screen too really am i in it it was just your best angle i wish i had my rear view mirror look the african queen humphrey bogart boy is he lost hey hey bogey hey jungle fever that's what we got that was just a mirage oh yeah what about this humphrey bogart's academy award an oscar give me that you got one friends this is a great occasion me receiving this academy award and i'd like to say a word run that's the word [Music] well what do we got here a jungle motel say it's a little south for a brown derby isn't it yeah hello anybody home i'm a member of the automobile club this is cold there's been nobody here for some time we can spend the night here yeah i'll go sign the register princess lower the honorable george cochran and mansur hey hey i found a gun yeah so we heard oh that's wonderful now one of you can go out and hunt some food oh you're so right lala say here annie oakley run out and shoot us a filet mignon medium rare huh yes don't hurry hey hey now wait a minute wait a minute you're the sharp shooter nicks this boy played second shotgun with the spike jones band oh not me the last thing i shot was two sixes please well one of you go out and hunt some food before it gets too dark okay i tell we do winner stays here with lala huh [Music] man those republicans are everywhere that's the junior branch [Music] [Music] harold couldn't sleep huh no neither could i and for the same reason may i sit down chilly isn't it you need something around you preferably me oh this is so peaceful yeah it's what i've always wanted fireside home backyard with flowers vegetable garden a couple of oil wells a home that's what every girl dreams i'll make your dreams come true honey what about george well we can always make him our babysitter of course we'll have to lock up the liquor shall we build up the fire say i'm in flames now lala live girl i never knew love could be such a problem what's the problem aunt mr chaperone's asleep in there what do we do when we get to valley well you're going to marry me naturally aren't you [Music] well yes [Music] no you won't say yes and you won't say no you let my poor heart pound but you smile at me and around i go on the merry-go-round around you build me up till the sky seems low then plop i hit the ground but you hold my hand and around i go on the merry-go-round around when a friend says to me where the heck are you bound what the deuce can i say just around and around and around you won't say leave and you won't say whoa i've tried to get unwind but you kiss me once and around i go on the merry-go-round [Music] oh you won't say yes and you won't say no you let my poor heart pound but you smile at me and around i go on a merry-go-run around you build me up till the sky seems low then pop i hit the ground but you hold my hand and around i go on a merry-go-run around dumbo why do you cut into my scene please i'm singing singing you'll never go any place with your singing you can't even cry i may have a nervous breakdown on this spot have one up in the tree will you yes i'll sail on your relatives [Music] but you kiss me i won't say yes and i won't say no i let your poor hearts pound but you smile at me and around i go on the around you build us up till the skies seem slow then flop i hit the ground but you hold our hand and around we go on the merry-go-round when a friend says to me where the heck are you bound what the deuce can i say [Music] just around and around you won't say leave and you won't say woke [Applause] [Music] up go on [Music] so [Music] so [Music] shhh [Music] huh house detective here i don't know what happened look out [Music] oh it's a female gorilla it must be the dead one's mate [Music] the winner new champion well i better put out the cat guns no good no no where'd it go [Music] yeah let's dig in phone the command hey what is this morning lineup huh get up she's not here lala's gone maybe some dirty rat kidnapped her oh couldn't be we're both here oh you comes with a moon flowers tonight the moon flies will [Music] love walks among the moon flies [Music] yeah when does the tide go out [Music] it ends beneath my window and there i'll be and there i'll wait for the love i long for night the moon flowers may bloom for me how come we don't fall paramount wouldn't dare at your age show me that [Music] inhale hey come on out of there yeah times are wasted i'll see you back at the hut oh no we couldn't leave a poor defenseless girl like you out alone in this jungle yeah you need two defenseless man to protect you speak for yourself all right turn your heads selfish my hair ribbon it's gone hey ribbon what about your sarong you stay there while i get dressed what about your sarong it's nice talk well i'll just ask cover up your eyes like she said you never want to have any fun innocent that's my type of girly athletic type when the right kind of a girl comes along you'll be swept off your feet yeah my type of girl's right back there i want to tell you that that's after all i know all about swimming you know i was i used to grease them for the channel swim plenty of oil left over yeah oh george come on cut it out will you come on stop killing me hey help george oh harold you pick up with the darndest people oh george george where'd you go don't get excited now play it play a real cool buster don't don't don't don't antagonize her that's the dead gorilla's mate buster what does she now what does she want revenge no no i'm afraid not please sorry george this kid's a juvenile delinquent keep cool you keep cool i'm numb i'll think of something george keep me cool i'm too cool why am i attractive to young widows oh buster i don't like to look in her eyes oh george get a rock a club anything kill one of us george george [Music] sing to her you know music have charms to sue the savage beast rest that is beast sing to see you is to love you and i see you everywhere in the sunrise in the moon glow everywhere i look you're there now baby no i got a frog in my throat sue them sing sing to see you is to want you to love you and i see you buster keep singing and if you get tired call gary hey buster help no cow carol george help they're after me who the natives the leaders get the jewels and run hey hey keep working out the gorilla the natives are here sing singing native lost hang on you go go see you later mosquitoes a rear guard action it's a poison dart what call an ambulance i'm wounded we got you tell me this is only a vitamin shot honey this is a duck of g it won't kill you it'll just cause muscular convulsions then a coma daca g means the laughing twitch go send the audience honey [Music] i wish i was a little pig to stay at home don't worry till they put an apple in your mouth then you're in trouble come on what's this bit how many times have i told you don't play with your food don't play with food vermin hey say huh did you hear that kid's mother those cats are cannibals maybe they're only head hunters only headhunters it's the only head i got i'm very attached to it what do you mean they throw the rest away or right now i wish i was back with that sweet lovely gorilla oh yes i'm carrying a little bit of a torch for him myself oh the barbecue boys are back chef's melanie brother you keep your hand down [Applause] well i took her why'd they take just her maybe they start with a dessert huh where they're going oh they can't really be head hunters no no just hey what are those popsicles looks like my draft board on your knees woman on your knees high priest of noah i kneel to no one raj batik that scotch weave where did you get it long ago from a white man he wore it like the skirt of a woman this man was he called mctavish yes that is how he was called makatavish makatavish was my father wonderlife you are princess lala your father was my good friend still warm in my heart and for his daughter anything you wish for shall be done on reality 21 gong salute [Music] just listen to that will you for whom the bell is told yeah i saw that picture very few laughs even gary cooper got killed yep well i don't mind getting killed but they're going to torture us oh no i couldn't stand torture me neither nah they're not going to torture me it hurts well uh only one thing to do yeah ready [Music] patty cake patty cake baker's man bake a cake as fast as you so you see i love both men harold and george then your highness has no problem here on nuatar a woman can have as many husbands as she can afford i can marry them both and why not white women have many husbands too but only one at a time here we do not like the installment plan marry them both oh that is wonderful happiness is like smoke in the wind so quickly gone let it be done now at once very well see to it that the two white men are prepared for a royal wedding to the princess royal wedding marvel tough thank you royal wedding mazda well now we will visit our chief ramayana wait a minute you ain't cooking me in the oil no no you can't eat me look i'm skinny i'm stringy i'm tough i'll give you indigestion we do not eat you oh no you ought to be married married now wait a minute i'm not going to marry you go ahead eat me kill me i'm fat i'm pumped i'm delicious no one present aftertaste go ahead you do not marry me you're mad at praises of our two what you mean lala so she finally came to her senses huh lala what is this my truso reminds me of a blind date i once had in cleveland well that's perfect you may proceed to groom the groom oh poor george this will kill him well some of us have it and some of us don't but i feel like such a cat having so much of it please i've undressed myself since i was 17.

well i see my wedding headdresses back from the dentist easy on the cologne let's be subtle shall we hmm insidious like ah me i feel so deliriously demilish some of us have it and some of us don't poor harold he must have misplaced it you may pour just a little cooking sherry huh you are every bit as beautiful as i have been told princess lala chief ramiana has heard of me yes my dear cousin can a rock it is good to see you lala and this too that's my new thief not a thief my cousin but a matchmaker my dear wives are aging rapidly and they bore me you princess will bring youth into my home youth it's wonderful no no this cannot be science take the princess into the bridal hut he has spirit too in the morning in the light of reason she will agree to our bargain ramyana you cannot do this thing she has given her heart to the two americans those white mice i have an idea instead of their hearts lala shall have their heads shrunken so they make lovely bed posts but ramayana listen to the wedding champs already the two grooms are being prepared we cannot stop this ceremony without insulting the gods and your people why not have your ceremony with pilgrims and no bride excellent two grooms and no pride no rajon the god of the sleeping volcano will not permit the sacrilege of a wedding without a bride who rules this island you or the volcano you're right i rule this island i not that volcano [Music] rajon god of the sleeping volcano do you approve of this action [Music] you see a silly superstition for old women you do not fool ramiana with your ventriloquism yes now go attend the wedding of the two grooms without a bride oh say muscles is the bride gonna wear one of these too yes well on game of cheese game we'll win the door bryce sure hey wait a minute does the princess wear one of these too yes oh this could lead to a ticklish situation ah nice fit [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] let the wedding ceremony begin [Music] up [Music] [Applause] [Music] the wedding line is ready [Music] a mickey [Music] [Music] continue [Music] with this wine i pronounce you man and wife [Music] [Music] take them away advise me when they awaken i have plans for them lala and lala's mine [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] oh honey lala there's a man in bed with us yeah i got a hold of it hey hey what is the idea here somebody switch roommates on me where's my wife this woman's a man you do not have a wife are you kidding jack i'm prince harold of that too you i married lala you did not marry them wait a minute i married her you did not marry you get look i put on this bug-eyed beanie i sweated my way into that pull-over again but i got feathers up my nose i was wrapped one of us has got to go to reno let's hurry before louella grabs it where's lala princess to become the seventh wife of our chief wait a minute what becomes of us you have five minutes to live well we feel it oh no we use sodium penterium oh that's sweet isn't that thoughtful uh buster i guess this is it well at least we're going out together we've been through a lot together old pal i can't complain though we've had a lot of laughs i just hope in your heart of hearts you can forgive me for the few the few little bitty times when i tried to con you [Music] there's a storm coming up here huh i forgive you george i know you've always met well i must have been a trial to you hey we might get postponed here on account of rain well harold you know of course i don't have to tell you what you've meant to me we've been through so much together and here we are in life as in death we face it together [Music] okay we gotta get lala down [Music] oh i'll get here [Music] all this meat no tomato you all right honey yes dear [Music] come on let's get away from this weeny roast we got the jewels yeah i don't want to be a rich cinder come on [Laughter] hey look at all that rice going down there huh yeah rice it's symbolic symbolic yeah rice you know pudding and weddings too hey princess look a ship we're saved we must get to the beach hey the ship's captain can perform the ceremony i'll take care of my own wedding arrangements if you don't mind if you're a real nice boy i'll let you give the bachelor's dinner you're a little heavy but you can be flower girl this girl's marrying me buster this kid needs me in her word now wait wait just a minute here all right let's settle this once and for all before we get on the ship let's toss a coin coins we're tapped i got a better idea will indian wrestle okay oh no last time i won you gave me an indian here let lala decide or draw straws oh yeah if she draws the long straw she gets me the short one you yes and i'll hold the straws all right please i've already made up my mind ah tough luck old man too bad gee i'm sorry harold you pick him yes oh how near-sighted can you be oh cheer up buster you'll find somebody try the lonely hearts club eh no lala's the only girl in the world for me say you've got a basket there now if you just had your magic flute you'd be in business well it just so happens ah that's my gallant little man he's always thinking [Music] ladies hey wait a minute what are you gonna do with two girls that's uh my problem hey hey hey come back wait for me oh no you don't stay right we are folks this picture isn't over yet stay right there keep your feet hey come here hey oh no you don't no you don't stay right there keep hey george hey oh no no stay right there go get the writers get the producers get my agents get a girl.

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